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Anti-Jokes
Jokes, funny texts - Anti-Jokes
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- What's Snoop Dogg's favorite weather?
- Drizzle.
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- Why did the little boy say his prayers every night?
- Because every night at 2A.M. when his dad comes home drunk he hears him beat his mom and wonders when he will be next.
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- Why did the clown fall off the swing?
- Someone shot him in the face.
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- I was walking down the street the other day when this bum comes up to me and says he hasn't had a bite in three days.
- So I stabbed him.
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- What did Batman say to Robin to get him in the car?
- Get in the car.
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- How do you stop a clown from smiling?
- Hit it with an axe.
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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.
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