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Artists Jokes
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- "Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
- "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully.
- "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."
- "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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- What do you call a surrealist painter wearing boxing gloves?
- Mohammed Dali.
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An Artist had made sculptures out of cow patties. Critics were calling him a bullshit artist...
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Mr Nilnort was a true minimilist artist. He opened an exhibition with nothing in it and called it,
- "The rip off".
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A man walked into a Gallery and noticed a $15,000
price tag on a wall but no art work. Curious he asked
the Curator where the artwork was, she said:
- "The Wall"
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- Why are vampires artistic?
- They're good at drawing blood.
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- On a diet?
- Go to the paint store.
- You can get thinner there.
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