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- What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?
- 9.81 m/s2
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One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest and staring at the screen. After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was still in the same position only now she was impatiently tapping her foot. He asked if she needed help and she replied,
- "It's about time! I pushed the F1 button over twenty minutes ago!"
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Got this email from a friend:
- CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define great, he said,
- "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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- What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?
- No wonder you called the company Microsoft
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- How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?
- He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
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A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible.
- "Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage."
- "The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day."
- "The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be."
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