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Conductor Jokes
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- What do do with a horn player that can't play?
- Give him two sticks, put him in the back, and call him a percussionist.
- What do you do if he can't do that?
- Take away one of the sticks, put him up front, and call him a conductor.
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- What's the difference between alto clef and Greek?
- Some conductors actually read Greek.
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- What's the definition of an assistant conductor?
- A mouse trying to become a rat.
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- What's the difference between God and a conductor?
- God knows He's not a conductor.
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- Why is a conductor like a condom?
- It's safer with one, but more fun without.
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- What is the ideal weight for a conductor?
- About 2 1/2 lbs. including the urn.
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- What's the difference between a pig and a symphony orchestra conductor?
- There are some things a pig just isn't willing to do.
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