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Dental Jokes
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- What does the dentist of the year get?
- A little plaque
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- Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?
- A month later he was picking his teeth
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Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.
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A woman goes to the dentist. When he bows to begin to work, she grabs his balls. The dentist says,
- "Madam, I believe you have taken my private zone."
The woman answers,
- "Yes. We're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we."
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A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.
- "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way."
The dentist was quite impressed.
- "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?"
The woman turned to her husband and said,
- "Show him your tooth, dear."
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A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back: ...and I will fill your cavity.
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Dentist begging the patient:
- Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient:
- Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.
Dentist:
- There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock cricket game.
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