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The First Law of Economists:
- For every economist, there exists an equal and opposite economist.
The Second Law of Economists:
- They're both wrong.
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Two economists are walking down the street. One sees a dollar lying on the sidewalk, and says so.
- "Obviously not," says the other. "If there were, someone would have picked it up!"
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Economists don't answer to questions others make because they know what the answer is. They answer because they are asked.
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There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union. After the tanks and the troops and the planes and the missles rolled by there came ten men dressed in black.
- "Are they spies?" Asked Gorby.
- "They are economists," replies the KGB director, "Imagine the havoc they will wreak when we set them loose on the Americans"
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The mathematician's child and the economist's child were in the third grade together, and the teacher asked,
- "If one man with one shovel can dig a ditch in ten days, how long would it take ten men with ten shovels to dig the same ditch?"
Both children raised their hands. The teacher said to the mathematician's child,
- "Johnny, how long?" and little Johnny v. said,
- "One day, teacher."
The teacher looked at the economist's child and said,
- "John Maynard, is that right?"
Little John Maynard said,
- "Teacher, it all depends."
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An economic forecaster was known to have an horseshoe prominently displayed above the doorframe of his office. Asked what it was for, he replied
- "it is a good luck charm that helps my forecasts".
- "But do you believe in that superstition?" he was asked.
- "Of course not!" he said, "but it works whether you believe in it or not."
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An economist returns to visit his old school. He's interested in the current exam questions and asks his old professor to show some. To his surprice they are exactly the same ones to which he had answered 10 years ago! When he asks about this the professor answers:
- "the questions are always the same - only the answers change!"
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