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Education Jokes
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A professor asked a student to remain for a few moments after class. Holding out the young man's assignment, the professor said,
- "Did you write this poem all by yourself?"
The student said,
- "Every word of it."
The professor said,
- "Well, then, I'm glad to meet you, Mr.Poe. I thought you were long dead."
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When Suzy got home, she told her dad that she got a 100 in school. Her dad told her to go sit down and tell him all about it. She said,
- "Well, I got a 20 in math, a 30 in science, and a 50 in spelling!"
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There was this little black kid in the 2nd grade and on the first day of school they were doing math. When he got home his mom asked how his day was, and he replied,
- "I didn't like it mama we did math today, and I didn't do good. Every one was smarter than me mama. Why is that mama?"
His mom then replied,
- "That's because you're black son."
The next day he went back to school they were doing spelling. When he got home his mom asked how his day was, and he replied,
- "I didn't like it mama we did math today, and I didn't do good. Every one was smarter than me mama. Why is that mama?"
His mom then replied,
- "That's because you're black son."
The next day at school they had gym and he could run faster, jump higher, and when they went to the restrooms and he had a bigger dick than every one else. When he got home his mom asked how his day was, and he replied,
- "I had so much fun mama, we had gym today and I could run faster, jump higher and when I went to the bathroom my dick was longer than everyones. Is that
because I'm black mama?"
His mom replied,
- "No son that's because you're 18."
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- What do elves learn in school?
- The Elf-abet!
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Mother:
- Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
Junior:
- You said it was my lunch money.
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When I first started college, the Dean came in and said
- "Good Morning" to all of us. When we echoed back to him, he responded
- "Ah, you're Freshmen."
He explained.
- "When you walk in and say good morning, and they say good morning back, it's Freshmen. When they put their newspapers down and open their books, it's Sophomores. When they look up so they can see the instructor over the tops of the newspapers, it's juniors. When they put their feet up on the desks and keep reading, it's seniors."
- "When you walk in and say good morning, and they write it down, it's graduate students."
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Two young men who had just graduated from Harvard were all excited and talking effusively as they got into a taxi in downtown Boston. After hearing them for a couple of minutes the cab driver asked,
- "You men Harvard graduates?"
- "Yes Sir! Class of '94!" they answered proudly.
The cab driver extended his hand back to shake their hand, saying,
- "Class of '58."
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