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Entertainment Jokes
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- Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White?
- They can't find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.
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category: Entertainment Jokes
Tarzan gets into a huge fight with a lion in the jungles of Africa. The lion is defeated, but not before it rips off Tarzan's arm, eye, and dick. Of course, Tarzan's jungle friends help him out by giving him the parts he needs - the eye of an eagle, the arm of a gorilla, and an elephant trunk for a dick. A while later, Cheeta the Chimp asks Tarzan how his new parts are working out for him.
- "Tarzan like. With new eye, can see far. With new arm, Tarzan strong. But no like new wee-wee."
- "Why's that?"
- "It keep taking weeds and shoving in Tarzan's ass."
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category: Entertainment Jokes
One day Lone Ranger and his side kick Tonto were out riding when Lone Ranger jad to take a piss. So Lone Ranger goes over to the bush pulls down his pants and then he screams. He runs over to Tonto and says,
- "Tonto I've been bitten by a snake on my penis go to town and ask the doctor what to do."
So Tonto rides to town and goes to the doctor and says
- "Doctor, Lone Ranger has been bit by a snake what do I do?"
The doctor looks at Tonto and says,
- "You take a knife and make an x on the spot where he was bit, then you suck out the venim."
Tonto thanks the doctor and rides back to Lone Ranger and Lone Ranger asks
- "What did the doctor say?"
Tonto looks at Lone Ranger and says
- "Doctor say you gonna die!"
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category: Entertainment Jokes
One day Steven Spielberg, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Pierce Brosnan were in a jungle in order to take some shots for a movie. Unfortunately, they were caught by a tribal group. As they were about to be executed they pleaded to the Queen of the Tribe for her mercy. She said,
- "Get me something good to eat. If I like it, you will be freed." The three stars looked at each other and agreed. They then went into the jungle to look for some food Spielberg was the first to come back. He came up to the altar and offered grapes. She tasted one and immediately spat it out. She ordered her servants to shove the rest of them up his ass. The servants finished their duty, leaving a screaming Spielberg. Schwarzenegger was the next to arrive with some yummy apples. The same thing happened to him, but cusiously he laughed as the apples were shoved up his ass. Spielberg was shocked. Here he was with grapes up his ass howling in pain, but Schwarzenegger had several apples in his ass and he was still laughing. He asked him
- "What the hell are you laughing at?"
A laughing Schwarzenegger replied
- "Pierce is coming back with a watermelon."
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category: Entertainment Jokes
- What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa?
- Nothing, they both leave children's bedrooms with empty sacks!
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category: Entertainment Jokes
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