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Ethnic Jokes
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A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.
- "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them."
- "That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."
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These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker. A reporter comes running up and says,
- "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?"
The Saudi says,
- "What's a shortage?"
The Russian says,
- "What's meat?"
The North Korean says,
- "What's an opinion?"
The New Yorker, says,
- "Excuse me?? What's excuse me?"
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A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop. The father of the family asked the old tribesman what he was doing. The tribesman began to speak...
- "woman, late thirties, three kids, one barking dog in late model, Four door station wagon, traveling at 65 m.p.h."
- "That's amazing" exclaimed the father.
- "You can tell all of that by just listening to the ground"?
- "No", said the old tribesman. "They just ran over me five minutes ago"!
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A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
- "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."
- "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."
- "No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."
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There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled,
- "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled,
- "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled,
- "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$300. The Japanese exclaimed,
- "Wah... so expensive!"
There upon, the driver yelled back,
- "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"
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- How can you identify an Irish pirate?
- He's the one with patches over both eyes.
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- How do you sink an Irish submarine?
- Knock on the hatch.
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