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In-law Jokes
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The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work,
- "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of just two."
The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife, he said,
- "Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world."
But then the wife added,
- "I'm glad that you feel this way, dear, because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us."
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A mother was talking to her daughter one afternoon:
- "Your boyfriend is such a rotten jerk, that I would be delighted to be his mother-in-law."
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One day, while having a heated argument with each other, the angry wife said to her husband,
- "I should have taken my mother's advice and never should have married you! How she tried to stop me!"
The husband replied,
- "Well, I'll be! How I have misjudged that woman!"
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Two women bumped into each other at the shopping mall. The first woman remarked,
- "My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday."
The second lady asked,
- "How is she now?"
The first woman replied,
- "She's fine. But, the dog died."
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Two friends meet each other on the street. The first guy says,
- "Hello, Arnie! Where are you coming from?"
Arnie replied,
- "Oh, don't ask me... I'm coming from the cemetery. I just buried my mother-in-law."
The first guy said,
- "I'm so sorry to hear that. But why is your face scratched all over?"
Arnie responded,
- "It wasn't so easy. She put up one hell of a fight!"
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A man was walking down the beach and found a dirty old oil lamp. The guy decided to polish the dust off of the lamp, and naturally, a genie appears. The genie tells the guy that he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says,
- "Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death."
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The reason the dog is known as man's best friend is probably because he gives no advice, never tries to borrow money, and has no in-laws.
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