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A Jazz musician was told by his doctor,
- "I am very sorry to tell you that you have cancer and you have only one more year to live."
The Jazz musician replied,
- "And what am I going to live on for an entire year?"
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Son:
- Mother, I want to grow up and be a rock-n-roll musician.
Mother:
- Now son, you have to pick one or the other. You can't do both.
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I was playing in a night club, and getting few requests and small tips. Towards the end of the night, a man walked up with a wad of bills in his hand and asked me to play a jazz chord. I played an Amaj7. He said,
- "No, no. A jazz chord."
I did a little improvisational thing, but he didn't like that either.
- "No, no, no! A jazz chord. You know, 'A jazz chord, to say, ah love you.'"
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Two musicians are driving down a road. All of a sudden they notice the Grim Reaper in the back seat. Death informs them that they had an accident and they both died. But, before he must take them off into eternity, he grants each musician with one last request to remind them of their past life on earth. The first musician says he was a Country & Western musician and would like to hear eight choruses of Achy-Breaky Heart as a last hoorah! The second musician says
- "I was a jazz musician...kill me now!"
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Angus was asked why there were drones on the bagpipe when they make such a distressing sound. He answered,
- "Without the drones, I might as well be playing the piano."
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Micheal Caine goes up to Milton Berle during a party and asks,
- "What kind of cigar are you smoking there?"
- "It's a Lawrence Welk." says Milton.
- "What's a Lawrence Welk?" Micheal asks.
Milton says
- "It's a piece of crap with a band wrapped around it."
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- How do you turn a duck into a soul artist?
- Put it in the oven until its (it's) Bill Withers.
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