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One day while taking dictation, a secretary noticed that her boss' fly was open. The embarrassed secretary told him,
- "Sir, your garage door is open."
The bewildered executive didn't know what she meant at first until she pointed. He quickly zipped up and said,
- "I hope you didn't see my super deluxe Cadillac."
- "Nope." the secretary replied. "Just an old pink Volkswagen with two flat tires."
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There is a student in medical school who wants to specialize in sexual disorders, so he makes arrangements to visit the sexual disorder clinic. The chief resident is showing him around, discussing cases and the facility, when the student sees as patient masturbating in his room.
- "What condition does he have?" the student asks.
- "He suffers from Seminal Buildup Disorder," the resident replies. "If he doesn't ejaculate 40 to 50 times a day, he'll become disoriented."
As the two continue their rounds, the student peeks into another room and sees a patient with his pants around ankles, receiving oral sex from a beautiful nurse.
- "What about him?" the student asks. "What's his story?"
- "Oh, it's the same condition," the doctor replies. "He just has a better health plan."
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I knew a girl at work once who was truly concerned about her husband's smoking habit. She told me that she had finally gotten him to agree to limit his smoking at home to only those times when they had finished making love. She had gotten the idea from a classic movie they had both see on television called "Cold Turkey." After about a week, I asked her how it was going.
- "Well, not too bad," she said, getting up off of a pillow she had in her chair and limping towards the photocopy machine. "I have gotten him down to about a pack a night now."
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- What is the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
- A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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- What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
- Their personalities.
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- Why are lawyers great in bed?
- They get so much practice screwing people.
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- Why to lawyers wear neckties?
- To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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