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Jokes about Women
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A lady is feeling a bit down in the dumps and decides to treat herself to a meal at the Ritz. She manages to get a table that very night and enjoys a delicious meal on her own, nothing too extravagant but nice all the same. The head waiter brings the bill and she's horrified to see the total: $150! She didn't expect this at all and asks the waiter,
- "Would you mind holding my breasts while I write the check please?"
The head waiter is taken aback. In all his years in the job he's never been asked that before, but always eager to please the customer, he obliges. She gets up to leave and the waiter is still perplexed. His curiosity gets the better of him and he catches up with her at the door,
- "I'm sorry to bother you Miss, but I'd like to know why you asked me to do that just now."
- "Oh it's quite simple, really," she replies. "I love to have my breasts held when I'm being screwed."
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A rich Beverly Hills lady got very angry at her French maid. After a long list of stinging remarks about her shortcomings as a cook and housekeeper, she dismissed the maid. The maid, with her Gaelic ancestry, couldn't allow such abuse to go unanswered.
- "Your husband considers me a better housekeeper and cook than you, Madame. He has told me himself."
The rich bitch just scowled and said nothing.
- "And furthermore," the angry girl continued, "I am better in bed than you!"
- "And I suppose my husband told you that, too?"
- "No, Madame," said the maid. "The chauffeur told me that!"
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
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When I married my wife, she told me I was one in a million.
Only after learning of her past did I realize what she meant.
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All my wife does is shop.
Once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.
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My wife will buy anything marked down.
Last year she bought an escalator.
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My wife has a black belt in shopping.
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