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Jokes about Women
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. One day she picked up the urn he was in, and poured him out on the coffee table. Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes. She said,
- "You know that fur coat you promised me, Irving?"
She answered by saying,
- "I bought it with the insurance money!"
She then said,
- "Irving, remember that new car you promised me?"
She answered again saying,
- "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"
Then she said,
- "And remember the big beautiful house that sits at the top of the hill that I fell in love with and you said we couldn't afford?"
Once more she answered saying,
- "Well I bought that too with the insurance money and I love living here."
Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said,
- "Irving, remember that blow job I promised you? Here it comes..."
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Mr. Hamilton, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class,
- "Miss Smythe, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."
Miss Smythe gasped, then said freezingly,
- "Mr. Hamilton, I don't think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this."
With that she sat down red-faced. Unperturbed, Mr. Hamilton called on Miss Johnston and asked the same question. Miss Johnston, with composure, replied,
- "The pupil of the eye, in dim light."
- "Correct," said Mr. Hamilton.
- "And now, Miss Smythe, I have three things to say to you. One, you have not studied your lesson. Two, you have a dirty mind. And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment."
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