| 
Jokes about Women
Jokes, funny texts - Jokes about Women
show: 8 - 14 z 50
<< | < | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 | > | >>
We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.
____________________________________
category: Jokes about Women
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
____________________________________
category: Jokes about Women
She was at the beauty shop for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
____________________________________
category: Jokes about Women
My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas.
She hasn't lost weight, but boy can she climb a tree!
____________________________________
category: Jokes about Women
A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short-term relationships.
- "Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly.
- "The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet," counseled the therapist.
So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on. She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her apartment for an evening of abandon. When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read,
- "With my compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit you."
____________________________________
category: Jokes about Women
My Grandfather was one of the wisest men I ever knew. I still remember his only advice to me concerning women.
- "Ray," he said, "Trust me on this one, even if you do eventually understand women, you'll never believe it anyway."
____________________________________
category: Jokes about Women
- What is a birth control pill?
- The other thing a woman can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.
____________________________________
category: Jokes about Women
<< | < | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 | > | >> | |
