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Kids Jokes
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- Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
- He wanted cold hard cash!
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A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother,
- "Mom, what's sex?"
His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject. When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said,
- "Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?"
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Mary's fourth grade homework assignment was to make sentences using the words in her spelling list, along with the definition. Coming across the word "frugal" in the list, she asked her father what it meant. He explained that being frugal meant you saved something. Her paper read:
- "Frugal: to save."
Sentence:
- "Maid Marion fell into a pit when she went walking in the woods so she yelled for someone to come get her out.
She yelled
- "Frugal me, Frugal me!'"
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Little Johnny was walking down the beach, and he spied a matronly woman sitting under a beach umbrella on the sand. He walked up to her and asked,
- "Are you a Christian?"
- "Yes." she replied.
- "Do you read your Bible every day?"
She nodded her head, "Yes."
- "Do you pray often?" the boy asked next, and again she answered, "Yes."
With that he asked his final question,
- "Will you hold my quarter while I go swimming?"
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