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Kids Jokes
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- Why don't they serve chocolate in prison?
- Because it makes you break out!
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- How did the farmer mend his pants?
- With cabbage patches!
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- When do you stop at green and go at red?
- When you're eating a watermelon!
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- How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?
- Jell-o!
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- Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
- Because he wanted to see time fly!
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- Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
- Because he wanted to work over-time!
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- How do you tease fruit?
- Banananananananana!
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