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Lawyer Jokes
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- How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
- None, they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
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- What do you call a dozen sky-diving lawyers?
- Skeet.
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- When will you see a pole with a worm at both ends?
- When you go fishing with a lawyer.
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- What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
- Not enough sand.
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- Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
- Professional courtesy.
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- What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
- There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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- How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
- His lips are moving.
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