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Lawyer Jokes
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- What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
- A good start!
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- What's black and brown and look great on lawyers?
- Dobermans
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- What's the difference between a dead lawyer on a street and a dead dog on the street?
- There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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- Why do lawyers wear tight ties?
- So their foreskin doesn't creep up and cover their face.
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- What's the difference between God and a lawyer?
- God does not think he is a lawyer.
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- What is a contingent fee?
- A contingent fee means, if the lawyer doesn't win your suit, he gets nothing. If the lawyer does win it, you get nothing.
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A beautiful woman entered a bar and sat next to a lawyer.
- "Listen honey," she said, "For $50, I'll do absolutely anything you want."
The lawyer pulled fifty dollars from his wallet and said,
- "Paint my house."
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