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Lawyer Jokes
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A lawyer, who was talking to his son about entering college, said,
- "Now got into your head that you want to be a doctor instead of a lawyer?"
- "Well, dad," answered the son, "did you ever hear anybody get up in a croud and shout frantically, 'Is there a lawyer in the house?' "
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The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said,
- "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!"
His father responded:
- "You idiot, we could live on the funding of that case for another ten years!"
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A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
- "Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
- "Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
- "Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
- "Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"
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A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer. The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and asked,
- "How do you handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?"
- "Just send an account for such advice" replied the lawyer.
On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issued the ulcer-stricken man a $50 account. That afternoon he received a $100 account from the lawyer.
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- What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
- A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
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- What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?
- Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
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- "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.
- "My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."
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