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Lawyer Jokes
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- What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
- A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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- What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
- A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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- What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
- An offer you can't understand.
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- What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
- You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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- How many lawyer jokes are there?
- Just two, all the rest are true.
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A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling.
- "Only a shilling?" said the Justice, "Only a shilling to bury an attorney? Here's a guinea; go and bury twenty more of them."
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A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn`t want to go to jail. But his lawyer told him,
- "Don`t worry. You`ll never have to go to jail with all that money?
And the lawyer was right. When the man was sent to prison, he didn`t have a dime.
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