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Lawyer Jokes
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- What's the difference between a lawyer and a wheelbarrow full of shit?
- The wheelbarrow.
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- What's the difference between an accident and a calamity?
- It's an accident when a bus full of lawyers plunges off the road into a river. It's a calamity if they can swim.
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Attorney: You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?
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Attorney: Your Honor - I`d like to strike the next question.
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Few lawyers die well, few physicians live well.
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- What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
- A good start.
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- How do you prevent a lawyer from drowning?
- Shoot him before he hits the water.
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