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Marriage Jokes
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- "Is it proper for a man to profit from the mistakes of another?" a parishioner asked his minister.
- "Definitely not," was the preacher's answer.
- "Are you absolutely certain?" asked the man.
- "Yes, my son, absolutely," replied the minister.
- "Okay. In that case, I wonder if you'd mind returning that $125 I gave you after my wedding last year?"
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- "Sally," asked Linda thoughtfully one day, "what would you do if you caught another woman in bed with your husband?"
- "With George?" Sally thought it over. "Let's see. I would break her cane, shoot her seeing eye dog, and call a cab to take her back to the institution that she escaped from."
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My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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I asked my wife,
- "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said,
- "Some where I have never been!"
I told her,
- "How about the kitchen?"
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My wife has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said,
- "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!"
So I bought her an electric chair.
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My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food. She goes on Tuesdays, and I go on Fridays.
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- How many men does it take to open a beer?
- None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.
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