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Marriage Jokes
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- Your dog is barking at the back door. Your wife is barking at the front. Who do you let in?
- Well, it's your call, but the dog will stop barking when you let him in.
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- What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
- After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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- What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?
- Call her/him on the telephone.
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- How is marriage like a hot bath?
- Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
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- What's long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on their wedding night?
- A last name.
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- Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?
- They wanted everyone to be sure who the best man was.
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- What is a wedding tragedy?
- To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money.
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