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Marriage Jokes
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Wife:
- "Let's go out and have some fun tonight."
Husband:
- "Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on."
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Husband:
- "You know, wife, our son got his brain from me."
Wife:
- "I think he did. I've still got mine with me!"
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife.
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A man inserted an "ad" in the classifieds:
- "Wife wanted."
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
- "You can have mine."
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
- "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
And the husband replied,
- "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
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When my husband and I went to get our marriage license, the clerk asked if my previous marriage ended in "Death" or "Divorce." I didn't know I had a choice.
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A widow recently married to a widower, was accosted by a friend who laughingly remarked,
- "I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband sometimes talks about his first wife?"
- "Oh, not any more," the other woman replied.
- "What stopped him?" asked the first.
- "I started talking about my next husband," replied the second woman.
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