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Marriage Jokes
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Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: For another woman.
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Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: To enter a convent.
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First guy:
- "My wife is an angel!"
Second guy:
- "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
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Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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- "Oh dear," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone!"
Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented,
- "I'm not surprised; you've been giving me a piece of it every day for twenty years."
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