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Marriage Jokes
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It's not what you say, but the way you say it. On a blind date, the boy said to the girl:
- "Time stands still when I look into your eyes."
The girl was very flattered. What the boy had really meant was,
- "You have a face that would stop a clock."
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A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there. A farmer replied,
- "Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died."
- "Well," replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends."
- "Nope," said the farmer, "we all just want to buy his mule."
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A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
- "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all of us eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to? You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."
The man lowered his head and said,
- "Wedding cake."
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A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says,
- "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"
His mom replies,
- "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boy thinks about this, and then says,
- "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"
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My Dearest Susan,
Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so.
Yours always and truly,
John
P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.
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If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings.
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The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting. It seems that in England, they had a men's club, Bachelors' Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear or even hate marriage. The club provided a unique way to treat the problem of bachelors wanting to marry. They send over a mother-in-law in nightgown, hair curlers, and a mud pack.
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