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Stallone, Tony Danza, and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical about famous composers. Stallone wants to be Mozart, Danza says he'll be Bethoven, and Swarzanagger says:
- "I'll be Bach!"
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There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell. Halfway through the flight the plane had engine trouble, the pilot warned the girls to assume the crash position, just in case they went down. Elle put on more make-up saying,
- "They always rescued the beautiful ones first".
Cindy donned her jewelery claiming,
- "They would rescue the richest one first", upon which Naomi, threw off all her clothes, pressing herself against the window saying
- "You're both wrong, the first thing they look for is the Black Box"!
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A man was found murdered in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his tub. The tub had been filled with milk, and the deceased had a banana protruding from his buttocks. Police suspect a cereal killer.
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- What happens when you play Country music records backwards?
- You Sober up, your wife comes home and your dog returns to life!
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Television comedy writers never hesitate to practice their trade on one another. I was working on an NBC variety show with 11 other writers and made the mistake of showing up in funny looking saddle shoes. My colleagues kidded me mercilessly. Finally, I thought a joke of my own might stop the attack.
- "Sure, you can kid me if you want," I said, "but these shoes were given to me by my father on his death bed."
- "What did he die of?" one gagster replied.
- "Embarrassment?"
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As A weekend disc jockey on our local radio station, I got pretty bored talking to a microphone for seven hours at a time. One Sunday I decided I would ask listeners to call me so I'd know that I wasn't alone. Five phone calls later, one of which was from my mother and another from my grandmother, I told listeners that unless I got more calls they would hear a grown woman cry on the air. A call came in as I started the next record. When I answered the phone, a friendly male voice said,
- "You are going to be thrilled to death. You've got forty listeners here!"
After I expressed my delight, he said,
- "Yup. I've got the radio on in the barn for my cows."
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A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly,
- "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."
The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.
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