| 
Military Jokes
Jokes, funny texts - Military Jokes
show: 36 - 38 z 38
<< | < | 1 2 3 4 5 6 | > | >>
As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess:
- "What's that stuff on those hills?"
- "Just snow," replied the stewardess.
- "That's what I thought," said the lady, "but this fellow in front of me said it was Greece."
____________________________________
category: Military Jokes
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing the latrines. The Aussie Sergeant finished first and walked out without washing his hands. The U.S Marine watched in disgust, finished his squirt, washed his hands and walked up to the Aussie Sergeant and said.
- " In the U.S Marine Corps we were taught to wash our hands after a leak".
The rather large Aussie Sergeant replied,
- " In the Australian Army mate, we were taught not to piss on our hands ...! "
____________________________________
category: Military Jokes
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks -
- "What's your problem, Soldier?"
- "Chronic syphilis, Sir!"
- "What treatment are you getting?"
- "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!"
- "What's your ambition?"
- "To get back to the front lines, Sir!"
- "Good man!" says the Major.
He goes to the next bed.
- "What's your problem, Soldier?"
- "Chronic piles, Sir!"
- "What treatment are you getting?"
- "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!"
- "What's your ambition?"
- "To get back to the front lines, Sir!"
- "Good man!" says the Major.
He goes to the next bed.
- "What's your problem, Soldier?"
- "Chronic gum disease, Sir!"
- "What treatment are you getting?"
- "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!"
- "What's your ambition?"
- "To get to the front of the line and get the wire brush before the other two - Sir!"
____________________________________
category: Military Jokes
<< | < | 1 2 3 4 5 6 | > | >> | |
