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Mother Jokes
Jokes, funny texts - Mother Jokes
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Napoleon's mother:
- "All right, Napoleon. If you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it!"
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Columbus's mother:
- "I don't care what you've discovered, Christopher. You still could have written!"
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Mona Lisa's mother:
- "After all that money your father and I spent on braces, Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"
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Paul Revere's mother:
- "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!"
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Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time, and she asked,
- "My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?"
A little boy on the front row proudly said,
- "You're a mother!"
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The Sunday School Teacher asks,
- "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
- "No sir," Little Johnny replies, "I don't have to, my mom is a good cook!"
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As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter's office. There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle this new situation.
- "Oh, come on, quit joking," snickered one. "You didn't really do that, did you?"
- "You would never get through basic training," scoffed another.
The new recruit looked to his mother for help, but she was just gazing at him. When she finally spoke, she simply asked,
- "Do you really plan to make your own bed every morning?"
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