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Musician Jokes
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- If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions: an in-tune tenor sax player, an out of tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus?
- The out of tune tenor sax player. The other two indicate you are hallucinating.
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- What's the difference between a lawn mower and a soprano sax?
- You can tune a lawn mower, and the neighbors are upset if you borrow a lawn mower and don't return it.
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- What's the definition of a nerd?
- Someone who owns his own alto clarinet.
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- Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard?
- So they can park in the handicapped zones.
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- "Mommy! Mommy! When I grow up I want to be a guitar player!"
- "Now Johnny, you can't do both!"
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- What's the difference between a bassoon and a trampoline?
- You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.
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- What's the difference between an oboe and an onion?
- No one cries when you chop up an oboe.
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