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Musician Jokes
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- What do you do if your bassist is drowning?
- Throw him his amp.
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- How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughn tune?
- Evidently all of them.
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- How do you get a guitar player off of your front porch?
- Pay for the pizza.
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- What's the definition of a minor second?
- Two oboists playing in perfect unison.
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- What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend?
- Homeless...
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- Why are so many guitarists jokes one liners?
- So the rest of the band can understand them
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- Did you hear about the guitarist who was in tune?
- Neither did I.
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