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A Marine was coming home from the Pentagon one day. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic than normal. As he got further up the road all of the traffic had come to a halt. He saw a policeman coming towards his car, so he asked the cop what was wrong. The cop said,
- "Man we are in a crisis situation. Mr. Clinton is in the road very upset. He does not have the $33.5 million that he owes his lawyers, and his family hates him. He is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and start a fire."
The marine asked the cop exactly what he was doing there. The cop said,
- " I feel sorry for the president so I am going car to car asking for donations." The marine asked,
- "How much do you have so far?"
The cop replied,
- "Well as of right now only 33 gallons, but many people are still siphoning as we speak!"
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