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Psychiatrist Jokes
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Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked.
- "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I date one of the young doctors here, I end up dating him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week."
- "I see," nodded the psychiatrist. "And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter."
- "NO!!!" exclaimed the nurse. "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterward!"
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The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked,
- "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered,
- "A basketball coach?"
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A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better. The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face. Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said,
- "Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers."
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The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office.
- "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.
- "Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."
- "I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."
- "That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"
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