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Relationship Jokes
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Observing The Baby One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, scepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband.
- "A penny for your thoughts," she said.
- "It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46.50."
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Men are like Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
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Men are like Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
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Men are like Parking Spots.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.
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Men are like Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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Men are like Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
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Men are like Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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