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One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask,
- "Why do we have to learn this pointless information"
- "To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again.
- "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted.
- "It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school," replied the professor.
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Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. Sandy approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said she was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself.
Approaching again, Sandy offered,
- "Would you like me to be your friend?"
The girl hesitated, then said,
- "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked,
- "Why are you standing here all alone?"
- "Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"
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A high-school student came home from school seeming rather depressed.
- "What's the matter, son," asked his mother.
- "Aw, gee," said the boy, "It's my marks. They're all wet."
- "What do you mean `all wet?'"
- "I mean," he replied, "below C-level."
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Your first job will be to sweep the floor. But I'm a college student the young man replied. In that case give me the broom - I'll show you how.
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It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom:
- "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing."
Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:
- "Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class."
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category: School Jokes
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask,
- "Why do we have to learn this pointless information"
- "To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again.
- "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted.
- "It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school," replied the professor.
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category: School Jokes
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