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An ideal homework excuse. Teacher:
- Where is your homework?
Pupil:
- I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!
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- "It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?"
- "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
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- Why did George Washington chop down the cherry tree?
- I'm stumped!
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- Is that school food spicy?
- No, smoke always comes out of my ears!
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A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Larry Johnson. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Larry asked:
- "What is the usual tip?"
- "Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great."
- "Is that so?" snorted Larry. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars."
- "Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund."
- "What are you studying in school?" asked Larry.
The lad smiled and said:
- "Applied psychology."
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A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying
- "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $56 change.
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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.
- "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up,
- "Yeah, right."
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