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In class when students say to me,
- "Are you Serious?"
My reply is:
- "Yes...like the brightest star in the night-time sky, I am Sirius!"
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A Mathematician, an engineer and a physicist were traveling through Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train.
- "Aha", says the engineer, "I see that Scottish sheep are black."
- "Hmm", says the physician, "You mean that some Scottish sheep are black".
- "No", says the mathematician, "All we know is that there is at least one sheep in Scotland, and that at least one side of that one sheep is black!"
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My geometry teacher was sometimes acute, and sometimes obtuse, but always, he was right.
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The great logician Betrand Russell once claimed that he could prove anything if given that 1 + 1 = 1. So one day, some smartypants asked him,
- "Ok. Prove that you're the Pope."
He thought for a while and proclaimed,
- "I am one. The Pope is one. Therefore, the Pope and I are one."
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A frontiersman went into an Indian village to purchase a wife. The chief showed him three young women. The first was seated on a deer skin and could be purchased for the sum of five ponies. The second was seated on a buffalo skin and could also be purchased for five ponies. The third young woman was seated on a hippopotamus skin and could be purchased for ten ponies.
- "Why does this one cost so much more?" asked the man.
- "You know," replied chief Pythagoras, "the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other two hides."
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world..... Those who understand Binary, and those who don't.
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- What do you get when you cross an elephant with a mouse?
- Elephant x Mouse Sine Theta.
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