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In math you don't understand things, you just get used to them!
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- Why did the man use ketchup in the rain?
- Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
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- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Hurricane.
- Hurricane who?
- Hurry! Cane you run away from the storm?
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The emperor's horse is about to participate in the international race in three months. The emperor summons his best nutritionist, best trainer, and best mathematician, and orders them to prepare the horse for the race. A week before the race, the emperor demands a report on their progress. The nutritionist says,
- "I have fed it the most excellent mixture of herbs and cereals, it will give it speed and courage."
The trainer says,
- "I trained it to skip any obstacle, and take turns without slowing down."
The mathematician says,
- "I solved the case of a 2-dimensional horse."
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There are three types of mathematicians: those who can add and those who can't.
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- Did you hear about the murderous mathematician?
- He went on a killing spree with a pair of axis!
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Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
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