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Shopping Jokes
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In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly,
- "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."
A woman standing next to him said,
- "You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert."
The man looked at her and said,
- "Lady, I'm Albert."
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A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.
- "I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes."
When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said,
- "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you."
- "That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!'"
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A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
- "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech.
- "And what if I swallow it?"
- "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
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