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Some members of a health club were having their first meeting. The director of the group said,
- "Now, I'd like each of you to give the facts of your daily routine."
Several people spoke, admitting their excesses, and then one obviously overweight members said,
- "I eat moderately, I drink moderately, and I exercise frequently."
- "Hmm?" said the manager. "And are you sure you having nothing else to add?"
- "Well, yes," said the member. "I lie extensively."
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First man:
- "My wife suggested that I take up a new sport this summer."
Second man:
- "Well, that's nice. It shows that she has your interests at heart. Did she make any suggestions?"
First man:
- "As a matter of fact, she did. By the way, how do you play this Russian Roulette?"
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Quasimodo is sat in his study and once again is feeling depressed about how ugly he is. Looking for some reassurance, he goes in search of Esmerelda. When he finds her he asks her once again if he really is the ugliest man alive. Esmerelda sighs and says
- "Look, why don't you go upstairs and ask the magic mirror who is the ugliest man alive? The mirror will answer your question once and for all"
About five minutes later a very pleased looking Quasimodo bounced back back the stairs and gave Esmerelda a great big hug.
- "Well it worked" Quasmido beamed, "But who on earth is Iain Dowie?"
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A couple in the middle of a messy divorce case find themselves in court battling over custody of little Johnny, their only child. In order to make a fair decision over the boys future, the Judge takes Johnny into his private chambers so that he can find out which of the parents the boy would prefer to live with.
- "Well, Johnny" says the Judge, "Would you like to live with your Mother?"
- "No" replied Johnny, "she hits me all the time"
- "Well then," the Judge continues, "Would you like to live your your Father?"
- "No" replied Johnny again, "He hits me all the time too!"
The Judge looks exasperated and says to the boy
- "Well Johnny, who would you like to live with?"
- "I'd like to live with Watford Football Club" the boy replied quickly.
- "Why on earth would you want to live with the Watford Football Club?" replied the now extremely puzzled Judge.
- "Well" replied Johnny, "They never beat anyone"
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- Who won the race between two balls of string?
- They we're tied!
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- What stories are told by basketball players?
- Tall stories!
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- Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?
- They prefer cricket matches!
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