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Statisticians Jokes
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A statistician's wife had twins. He was delighted. He rang the minister who was also delighted.
- "Bring them to church on Sunday and we'll baptize them," said the minister.
- "No," replied the statistician. "Baptize one. We'll keep the other as a control."
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- "Give us a copper Guv," said the beggar to the Treasury statistician when he waylaid him in Parliament square. "I haven't eaten for three days."
- "Ah," said the statistician, "And how does that compare with the same period last year?"
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In God we trust. All others must bring data.
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I asked a statistician for her phone number... and she gave me an estimate.
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Did you hear about the politician who promised that, if he was elected, he'd make certain that everybody would get an above average income?
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Three statisticians went out hunting, and came across a large deer. The first statistician fired, but missed, by a meter to the left. The second statistician fired, but also missed, by a meter to the right. The third statistician didn't fire, but shouted in triumph,
- "On the average we got it!"
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