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The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.
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A permanent set of teeth consists of 8 canines, 8 cuspids, 2 molars, & 8 cuspidors.
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The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to.
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The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.
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The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
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Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
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A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.
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