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Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state.
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When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
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To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
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H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.
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When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.
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A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says,
- "Here's a pill for English literature."
The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature!
- "What else do you have?" asks the student.
- "Well, I have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist.
The student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects. Then the student asks,
- "Do you have a pill for math?"
The pharmacist says,
- "Wait just a moment," and goes back into the storeroom and brings back a whopper of a pill and plunks it on the counter.
- "I have to take that huge pill for math?" inquires the student.
The pharmacist replied,
- "Well, you know... math always was a little hard to swallow."
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A teacher asks her class if anyone can use the word fascinate in a sentence. Brian raises his hand and says,
- "The sky is fascinating."
The teacher says,
- "No that's fascinating."
Jennifer raises her hand and says,
- "When I saw the tigers at the zoo I was fascinated."
The teacher says,
- "No that's fascinated."
So finally Little Johnny raises his hand and says,
- "My mom bought a new blouse with 12 pearl buttons, but her tit's are so big she could only fasten eight!"
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