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Technology Jokes
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- How does a computer tell you it needs more memory?
- It says "byte me"
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- What did President Clinton name his new computer business?
- LAP TOPings
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As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
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A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it "could not find the printer". The user had even tried turning the computer screen to face the printer — but his computer still could not 'see' the printer.
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A computer flashed a message to its user:
- "I give up! I can't handle it anymore! Let the chips fall where they may!"
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If you think Bill Gates is some kind of security policy, you might be a redneck.
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A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer broke. So the brunette said she would check the blonde's e-mail for her. The blonde said,
- "Cool! E-mail me and tell me what I got."
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