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- The difference between computers and people?
- With computers, software goes into hardware.
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- What did one computer say to the other?
- 010101101010101010101
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A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test. The engineer went in first and was asked,
- "What is 2+2?"
The engineer thought awhile and finally answered,
- "4"
Then the mathemetician was called in and was asked the same question. With little thought he replied,
- "4.0"
Then the lawyer was called in, and was asked the same question. The lawyer answered even quicker than the mathematician,
- "What do you want it to be?"
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- Who invented the first computer in Biblical Times?
- Eve, she had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other!
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- What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
- The Captain's log!
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- How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- None, that's a hardware problem!
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- What's the difference between a blonde and Windows 95?
- The blonde operates on more laptops!
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