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Bill Gates dies, and ascends to the Pearly Gates to meet God. God immediately recognizes him and says to him:
- "Bill Gates - you're a great man. I shall give you a choice of either heaven or hell."
Bill Gates tells God that he would like to see both before making a decision. So God takes Bill Gates down to Hell, where there are beautiful, nubile bikini models, perfect weather, free drinks, and eternal happiness.
- "That doesn't seem so bad," says Gates. "Let's see Heaven now."
God and Gates go to Heaven, which seems to be just a bunch of old, crusty angels flying around and sitting on a few clouds.
- "I've made my decision," says Gates. "I choose Hell."
Six months later, God goes down to Hell to check on him and finds him hanging above a pit of fire with wild harpies tearing out his intestines.
- "What happened to all the bikini models and the sun and the fun?"
Gates screams.
- "Oh, that," says God. "That was just the demo."
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- How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?
- There's white-out all over the screen.
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- How many IBM employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.
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You know you're a computer nerd when you know more IP addresses than phone numbers!
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- How many Microsoft technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None, they would just declare darkness the new standard TM.
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If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.
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- Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer?
- It has two bytes and no memory.
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