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- What do Microsoft and a halter top have in common?
- Both offer very little support!
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Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.
- "If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."
- "Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"
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A French maid was tidying up for a wealthy computer whiz. She commented that he had a nice PC. He looked frustrated and said,
- "Yeah, it's top of the line, but I can't seem to get any programs to start up. You wouldn't happen to know how these gizmos work, do you?"
She replied,
- "I'm sorry monsieur, I would love to help you, but oh la la, I don't do Windows!"
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer. When asked to define "great" he said:
- "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.
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A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut. She stomped her foot and went back inside. The man thought "how weird". A few minutes passed and sure enough, the blonde came out of her house again, checked her mail box, stamped her foot and went back inside. The man stopped mowing and checked her mailbox to see what was so wrong with it. After seeing nothing, he went back to mowing just shrugging his shoulders. As soon as he heard her coming out again, he shut off his mowing machine and went up to her.
- "What in the world are you doing, coming out here every five minutes?"
The blonde looked up at the man and said,
- "Well, you see, there's this little voice in my house that keeps on saying, 'You've got mail,' but when I come out here to check, I don't have any."
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- How is a computer like Britney Spears?
- They're both cheap, white, and plastic.
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- What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
- Women don't take 3 1/2'' floppies.
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