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St. Peter said to his,
- “Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go".
So, Bill takes a look at hell and see's these beautiful women running around, in 80 degree temperature, on beautiful beaches. Then he took a look at heaven and it was nice, you know harps and singing and worship and stuff like that. So he said to St. Peter that he would like to go to hell. About a week later, St. Peter went down to hell to check on Bill. There he saw him, being whipped by demons. He said to St. Peter,
- “What happened to all the beautifull women, and the beaches and the 80 degree temperature?”
Peter replied,
- “That was just the screen saver.”
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A man walks into a bar and sits down right across from the bartender. The bartender sees the man poking at his hand and putting it next to his ear, and asks him,
- "What are you doing?
The man replies,
- "Oh, it's the newest technology - I have a phone built right into my hand."
The man puts his hand next to the bartender's ear and, sure enough, the bartender hears a dial tone. After a few drinks, the man goes into the bathroom. The bartender notices that he has been gone for almost a half-hour. Concerned, he goes into the bathroom to check it out. When he walks in, he sees the man with his hands on the wall standing with his legs apart and pants down. He has the end of a roll of paper towels shoved up his butt. Shocked, the bartender yells,
- "What are you doing?!"
The man groans and replies,
- "I'm waiting for a fax."
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- What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding night?
- "Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!"
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After Bill Gates wedding night, his wife finally knew why he called his company Microsoft.
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- What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?
- She sticks it in the microwave.
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A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks,
- "I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?"
Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man explains,
- "Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you wouldn't believe, she knows the computer system and is very efficient."
- "Oh," says the little girl, "I thought it was because she closed her eyes when you lay her down on the couch."
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