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Cessna pilot:
- "Tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.
Tower:
- "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide! Do you have the airfield in sight?"
Cessna:
- "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."
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One of the airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are still pouring in from angry wives asking:
- "What trip?"
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Air traffic controller:
- "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."
Airline pilot:
- "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"
Air Traffic controller:
- "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 737?"
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A passenger piled his cases on the scale at an airline counter in New York and said to the ticket agent:
- "I'm flying to Los Angeles. I want the square case to go to Denver and the two round ones to go to Seattle."
- "I'm sorry, sir, but we can't do that," said the ticket agent.
- "Why not? You did it the last time!"
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Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After a hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant:
- "What was the problem?"
- "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the flight attendant," and it took us a while to find a new pilot."
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- What's the difference between God and pilots?
- God doesn't think he is a pilot.
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While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders.
- "What's in the bags?", asked the guard.
- "Sand," said the cyclist.
- "Get them off - we'll take a look," said the guard.
The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving they contained nothing but sand, reloaded the bags, put them on his shoulders and continued across the border. Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded to see the two bags, which again contained nothing but sand. This went on every week for six months, until one day the cyclist with the sand bags failed to appear. A few days later, the guard happened to meet the cyclist downtown.
- "Say friend, you sure had us crazy", said the guard. "We knew you were smuggling something across the border. I won't say a word - but what is it you were smuggling?"
- "Bicycles!"
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